Your Story!

Most of you probably remember this game from MOCpages. For those who don't, here is a quote from the rules I posted there:

BiO on MOCpages wrote:

This is a type of forum game I'm guessing a lot of you are familiar with. For those that are not, the games is played by continuing off of the previous person's installment of an ongoing story. Each installment should begin and end mid-sentence with a "...", so as to give the next poster a chance to complete the sentence. There are only two rules:

1. Do not kill the main character. Other characters may be introduced and killed at will.
2. Do not end the story. I will be ending the story if/when the thread gets too long.

Aside from that, everything goes! Feel free to introduce any and all wacky situations or characters that you can come up with. However, I must ask that you keep posts short. 100 words at most. I won't be keeping count, but if a post seems too long to me, I'll let you know.

I'll start us off!

"Once upon a time, a small mouse was skipping across a planet's surface, gleefully picking daisies, when he came across an odd object. This object was rather large, and appeared to be made of...

Metal. It was a tracking beacon! But to track what he wondered. But just then the sound of war rang around him, cannons fired, rockets bursted, volcanoes exploded, lightning flashed! He knew how it started, it was the result of...


(daisies? )

...his previous endeavors with the GSC, or the Galactic Smuggling Corps. How in the world such a small incident involving an electric razor had escalated to full on war, he would never know. He skipped away quickly, attempting to reach his...

His tail as he did not what to trip on it while skipping. Later he would realize...

Chen-Chen wrote:

His tail as he did not what to trip on it while skipping. Later he would realize...

...That the device belonged to an as-of-yet undiscovered culture from the edge of the galaxy. One of these aliens came to the mouse's nest and retrieved the device. It paused for a moment, thn reached back down and picked the mouse up to look at him. The ailen had...

...a single green eye that was roughly double the size of the mouse's entire body. The mouse stared into this eye, feeling nothing but pure fear. In desperation, he...

searched on the Internet at lightning speed "How to kill big eyed aliens". His options where:
Play dead
Get a new hobby
Pull giant war ship out of your pocket
Understand the laws of Physics
Or get a photon blaster somehow
In the end he decided...